The spiciest "thankful for" list in Philadelphia

Without further adieu — 

"The Saquon Song." Barkley is the father of all Bird carvers with the way he's slicing up defenses this year. His performances are inspiring locals to create their own fun-loving tributes. 

• Between the rump-shaking shimmy and lyrics like, "Thighs like what, what, what" this fan's hilarious riff (watch it) of Sisqó's "Thong Song" should be on every Eagles lover's playlist.

Jason Kelce. The rest of America might be sick of Kelce, but not us. He seems like a good-hearted dude, a different kind of  "bro" podcaster killing chauvinism with kindness, quick wits, good deeds and now late-night shenanigans.

• Kelce makes you come back for seconds, thirds and fourths, like a good T-Day feast.

Josh Shapiro. We're in the news business, and he's a newsmaker.

• Giblets or gobblers, he keeps our newsletters plump like that bird on your table this year.

😆 Morgan & Morgan billboards. Almost died from laughter at one recently that said, "Bigger is better." 

• FYI, the envelope-pusher was talking about the size of his Florida-based law firm. 

• The dude's like cranberry sauce. You might not really like him, but he's as much a Philly staple as the hated T-Day dish.

Cheap Sixers tickets. Thank you, Daryl Morey, for looking out for the long-term health of superstars Joel Embiid and Paul George.

• Balky knees are absolutely knee-capping season ticket holders, but it helped birth this "Joel-odex," a calendar of games the teammates are projected to miss this season.

Readers. We saved the best for last. Some 115,000 subscribers and counting! 

• Some of you certainly want Cowboy-loving turncoat Isaac shipped off to Axios Dallas, pronto.

Yes, but: We still love you.

• Your tips, taunts and daily interactions make our Grinchy hearts grow three sizes every day.