Jan 6, 2025 - Food and Drink
We found SLC's best bar bathrooms
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Green lanterns gleam in the bathroom at Thieves Guild Cidery. Photo: Erin Alberty/Axios
Come for the dragons, stay for the commodes.
State of play: Shown above is one of three amazing bathrooms at Utah's Thieves Guild Cidery, a Dungeons and Dragons-themed bar in the Central 9th neighborhood.
Zoom in: The other two restrooms are similarly amazing.
- One is a stony oubliette with crystals growing out of the walls.
- The other displays fake fantasy dime novel covers with titles like "The Goblin Sex Dungeon" and "Sword That Rips All Of A Man's Clothes Off."
Bonus: The ciders, beers and meads are also great.
- My favorite was the Rootweaver — a root beer mead. Order it with whipped cream for a tasty float.
