Happy April Fools' Day, Philly

Disclaimer: Before you start reposting "fake news stories," like our sheriff, remember to have a sense of humor.

Did you read the paper this morning? Good news.

• Jason Kelce is coming out of retirement to play one more season for the Eagles.

Hurry, you need to get to one of these restaurants and bakeries.

• There's a pandemic-like run on cheesesteaks and soft pretzels.

Not to go all Jim Mora, but "World Series?"

• Bryce Harper is out for the year and needs Tommy John surgery. Again.

Hear what "they" are doing?

• The jabronis instituted a national ban on "wooder ice."