SpongeBob and the Minions are arriving soon in Frisco, but when? Illustration: Courtesy of NBCUniversal
Universal Kids Resort hasn't even opened yet but its Google Maps page is bumping.
As of Friday, 90 people had left Google reviews that have nothing to do with the experience of going but more about their feelings about the 94-acre project in Frisco.
Driving the news: Universal hasn't yet announced an opening date for the park, saying that it will open sometime this year. Many North Texans aren't happy with the obscurity.
What they're saying: "Can y'all put the date when it opens? Otherwise I'm leaving a 1 star review until I can finally go here!" one person writes.
Another person claimed to have broken into the unopened park. "Tripped on rebar. Almost died fear future lazy river. Staff nonexistent. Do not recommend," they wrote.
One person left a "positive review thanking Universal for thinking of Frisco & our little ones."
The other side: "We truly appreciate your enthusiasm and patience, and we can't wait to share more details as they're announced," a park spokesperson tells Axios.