Name a cockroach after your ex at Brookfield Zoo this Valentine's Day

Reality check: It's not. Your ex's name will be assigned to one of Brookfield Zoo's Madagascar cockroaches.

How it works: For $15, the zoo will give your ex's name (first name only) prime placement on the zoo's Cockroach Naming Board and social feeds on Valentine's Day.

• The zoo is accepting names through Feb. 5.