How to fake it: The 2022 Chicago Cubs

The big picture: The Cubs are in a rebuild after trading away their big 2016 World Series stars last year for prospects.

• Gone are Rizzo, Bryant, and Báez. It's a sore spot for fans.
• So when a Brewer hits a single up the middle, a well-timed "Javy would have had that" will get nods of approval.

State of play: Despite the rebuild, the Cubs did bring in some interesting new talent.

• This includes pitcher Marcus Stroman, who shows a lot of emotion on the mound.
• He will get fans fired up, and you might too if you shout "STRO!!!!!" when he strikes someone out.

The intrigue: Chicago's best player could be Japanese star rookie Seiya Suzuki.

• His first name is pronounced "Say-Ya," like the Outkast song "Hey Ya."
• Do what you will with that, but don't overdo it. Leave the people wanting more.

Quick take: The Cubs will rely on last year's unofficial closer, Rowan Wick. When he inevitably blows a save, there might be a joke in there?

• "Blow out that wick, this one's over!"

🍻 If all else fails, talk about Wrigleyville's finest: drunk college kids who can't hold their liquor.

Tomorrow: We'll preview the White Sox.