Zodiac meets road cones in WSDOT's astrology post

• "You didn't ask for it. We're doing it anyway… Have you ever driven past a work zone and thought: I can SO relate to that unyielding concrete barrier?"

State of play: The lineup spans all 12 signs and their road-zone personalities.

🐏 Aries is a traffic barrel: "doesn't care if it's in your way."

🐂 Taurus? A concrete barrier: "not budging. can do this all day."

♊️ Gemini is a flagger: "demanding attention" and "constantly flipping."

🦀 Cancer is a truck-mounted attenuator: "built to absorb emotional (and vehicular) damage."

🦁 Leo is a high-vis set: "entire personality is 'you will see me.'"

♍️ Virgo aligns with message signs: "precise and direct. has the receipts."

⚖️ Libra is an arrow board: "hates choosing sides. can blink in both directions."

🦂 Scorpio? Flashing amber & green lights: "highly secretive. what's that mysterious light in the fog?"

♐️ Sagittarius reads like a pilot car: "out front, leading the way — expects you to follow."

🐐 Capricorn has a steel-toed boot vibe: "built to last" and "always stepping up."

🏺 Aquarius finds its match in portable traffic signals: "unpredictable, slightly experimental but deeply convinced it's the future."

🐟 Pisces? Work zone speed limits: "wants you to slow down" and "in the delicate, dreamy balance between caution and hope."