May 8, 2023 - Business

The muntin paint job from hell

Paint splotches on window panes.

Do not get wasted and paint. Photo: Erin Alberty/Axios

Among my favorite things about my 1938 house are the original windows — you know, the ones that are kind of wavy and blurry and obviously are not plexi-anything.

Yes, but: These beautiful old windows are arrayed in dozens of small panes separated by muntins: the little pieces of wood between the squares of glass.

  • And those need to be painted — a task that some previous owner apparently decided to undertake while they were s#!+faced.
Paint smears on a window.
Did they think they were finger painting? Photo: Erin Alberty/Axios

Why do this to beautiful old windows?

The bottom line: I cannot live with this desecration. This sacrilege. This utter abomination.

  • So I'm chipping away at it, smear by smear, razor in hand on a precarious ladder teetering over gravel in the garden.
  • This ought to end well, right?

Between the lines (literally): The problem is, the paint is so goopy and sun-caked on the outside that it's also breaking free from the wood, if I can coax it at all.

  • Did I mention there are more than 100 panes?

📬 Tell us: Do you know what kind of professional I can call to check that I'm not making a bad situation worse before I commit the rest of the year to this delicate project?

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