Portlanders mock Trump's war zone claims online

The big picture: Portland's side of the internet has become awash in videos like these the last few days — showing a stark contrast between Trump's claims that the city needs to be whipped into shape and the happenings of daily (albeit, weird) life here.

State of play: Several local influencers used Trump's voiceover on top of a montage of clips showing people berry picking, picnicking at Peninsula Park, cliff jumping into rivers, and watching the sun set at Mock's Crest, garnering tens of thousands of likes.

• Meanwhile, others took the opportunity to jokingly rebuff the president.

What they're saying: "The only war we need to fight in Portland is natural deodorant," one user wrote on Threads.

• A post on Hasaan Hates Portland's Instagram account — a web series written and directed by Mischa Webley — read: "Just wait til your tanks come to a 4-way stop here."

• One standup comic on Reddit agreed with Trump's assessment that the city was in disarray, saying, "I opened up one of those free little libraries and it was completely out of alphabetical order."

The bottom line: If troops end up coming to Portland, satirical news site the Borowitz Report found something for them to do: "US Military Cleans Up Discarded Kale at Portland Farmer's Market."