The big picture: Food may not be the main attraction at the city's many strip clubs, but some menus deserve their time in the spotlight.
Here's a few that'll have you splitting focus between what's on your plate and who's on stage.
Mary's Club, Portland's first topless bar, features classic Tex-Mex offerings at reasonable prices — like poblano mac-and-cheese, tater tot nachos and $3 street tacos.
Silverado's is a nightclub with only male dancers, so of course the menu boasts one of the "most satisfying" wieners in town.
Casa Diablo is completely vegan. Tofu pad thai, chili "cheez" bowls and deep-fried Oreos will have you busting out your seams. Just keep your meat in your pants.
Acropolis markets itself as "a steakhouse with a view." Patrons say the $8 Sirloin special keeps them coming back. Sure.