Titans quarterback Will Levis and Hellmann's tout "mayonnaise-inspired fragrance"

• This led Adam and Nate down a rancid rabbit hole to try a mayo-flavored mocha latte at a local coffee shop.

Inside the locker room: Levis already scored a lifetime supply of Hellmann's last summer. The "fragrance" is the next step up the mayo ladder.

What they're sandwiching: Hellmann's touted Will Levis No. 8 as the first mayonnaise-inspired fragrance of all time. They describe the scent as "Tart Lemon, Mayonnaise Accord, Parsley, Coffee Undertones, Musk and Creamy Vanilla."

• Levis said he had "fulfilled a lifelong dream of partnering with Hellmann's to craft a fragrance like no other, one truly embodying the distinct scent of greatness."
• "Rich and creamy, Will Levis No. 8 is more than a mayonnaise-inspired fragrance. It's transformative. I've eaten mayo, drank mayo, and now I can smell like mayo."

Reality check: If you think this is a joke, you are wrong. We asked, and the fragrance is real. A limited supply is restocked online daily.

• No luck yet for ol' Axios Nashville, as it was sold out yesterday.

🛀 Nate's thought bubble: Titans fans would gladly bathe themselves in mayonnaise for a month if it meant Levis leading the team to the Super Bowl.