You can buy this haunted house near Abilene

Have you always dreamed of living in a quiet, nondescript house filled with coffins and skeletons and creepy dolls and masks?

• Check out this place, along the interstate just outside Abilene.

Context: It's an established, running haunted house, replete with costumes and terrifying decor.

Details: The house, which is listing for $125,000 and was recently featured by Zillow Gone Wild, includes…

⚰️ Three creepy bedrooms sans beds

🚽 Two bathrooms

🔥 A faux fireplace

🚌 A horrifying rusted old school bus

🩸 Copious amounts of (hopefully) fake blood

The intrigue: The business and props are available for an additional $75,000.

The bottom line: If you buy this and invite us for an evening, we'll bring some scary ghost stories.