Visit St. Pete-Clearwater is hiring a "Chief Vibes Officer." We have a few more ideas

• Think art, food, nightlife and all of our cutesy downtowns.

• The contract positions (more info here) pay $10,000 each, plus airfare and accommodations, for 10 days of assignments.

The goal, of course, is to draw in more tourists, which Pinellas' economy relies heavily on.

Yes, but: We've got a few more out-of-the-box job suggestions that could help out us locals, too — because living where you vacation isn't all sunsets and Michelin stars.

🚙 Chief Traffic Officer: Because whatever we have now ain't working.

🗺️ Chief St. Pete-Isn't-Tampa Marketer: Because we can't bear to explain it to out-of-towners for the 100th time.

🏟️ Chief Stadium Deal Monitor: Because we're all tired.

☔️ Chief Driving-in-the-Rain Instructor: Because seriously, what are y'all doing?

🌿 Chief Nature Advocate: Because some people still struggle to grasp how seriously we take our parks and critters.

🌀 Chief Hurricane Panic Manager: Actually, just kidding. We already have Denis Phillips.