We asked ChatGPT how to dump someone in Richmond

Here are some of its suggestions, divided by the type of break-up you're going for (we asked it to be a little petty):

• The "we should just be friends" — Libby Hill Park at sunset: "You can gesture toward the city and say, 'Go be great out there.'"
• The situationship — Halfway across the Belle Isle Suspension Bridge: "Perfect metaphor. Neither here nor there, just like your relationship."
• The walking red flag — Outside of Sticky Rice after karaoke night: "You gave them one last chance and they dedicated a song to their ex."

If you hate them:

• The DMV on Broad Street.
• In the long line at Cookout on West Broad Street at 1:45am.
• In front of their favorite Richmond mural.
• The Bass Pro Shops parking lot.

Our picks: The City Hall observation deck (if they ever finally reopen it) to show them a city full of people who aren't you that might love them.

• Or at Lemaire, so they can find a new sugar mama (or daddy).