Things to do in Philly this weekend

It's another beautiful weekend with so much to do around Philadelphia.

🧑‍🎄 Scrooge is screwed when Mr. T's in town. Check out the "Rocky III" actor in Thursday's 7:30pm screening of 1984's "A Christmas Dream." After, you can hear from someone who has amassed one of the world's biggest collections of Mr. T memorabilia. Tickets: $12.44

🎵 You have three shots left, starting Thursday at 7pm, to check out the Philadelphia Orchestra's Christmas program from guest conductor William Eddins. Tickets: $36+

• For the musically inclined kiddos, there's the "Children's Holiday Spectacular" on Saturday at 11:30am. Tickets: $27+

🇺🇲 You gotta fight … for your right … to party. Friday is Bill of Rights Day, baby. The National Constitution Center is commemorating the occasion with some fun, including trivia and a scavenger hunt.

✨ Get bejeweled and belatedly celebrate Taylor Swift's birthday with a dance party at Ortliebs in Northern Liberties, featuring "The Eras Tour" on all of its TVs. Friday at 11pm. $5.

🎃 It's "A Twisted Christmas." Philly's first-ever holiday haunted house, tracing the story of Viktor Kane, the fictional former owner of Lincoln Mill, is only in town for one night. Saturday 6-10pm. Tickets: $32 general admission; $75 VIP.

🎭 Comedians Tina Fey and Amy Poehler take over The Met with four shows in three days. Thursday and Friday at 8pm; Saturday 4pm and 7:30pm. Remaining tickets: $199.50+

💃 Immerse yourself in U.S. holiday culture during Lemon Hill Mansion's Celebrate America Family Weekend. Music, holiday sing-along for the kids, crafts, food and more. 10-4pm Saturday, Sunday. Admission is free.

📚 Bookmark it. Julianne Kastner leads a guided book crawl of South Philly's best independent bookstores, including Headhouse Books and Mostly Books. Saturday at noon. Tickets: $15

🖼️ Want to check out Philly's myriad museums for free? Friday at the Arch Street Meeting House, Saturday at Historic Homes in Fairmount Park and Sunday at Elfreth's Alley Museum.

🛍️ Don't punk out. More than 200 vendors set up at the 23rd Street Armory for the Punk Rock Flea Market. Friday 4-10pm; Saturday and Sunday 10am-5pm. Three-day shopping pass: $11.75 online or $10 at the door.