Forget Houston and Detroit. Why San Antonio's a good fit for Wemby

Here's why we think Wembanyama would enjoy life in San Antonio:

• Traffic is not perfect, but it's certainly better than in Houston.
• Weather is a competition we can win if you pit us against Houston's insane humidity and Detroit's chilling winters.
• Outdoor access is great, with our proximity to rivers, lakes and trails in the Hill Country — not to mention all the wineries.
• Wemby could have a San Antonio tour guide in Tony Parker. The teen played for ASVEL, the former Spurs player's French team.

Houston's case:

• How about the food? Houston's most underrated quality is its diverse fare offerings, from fusion cuisines to home-grown eateries.
• Sure, traffic is a nightmare in Houston — but try checking out the Bayou City's bike infrastructure. Wembanyama's sure to give up his car in a flash.
• Beaches! Try finding an ocean anywhere near San Antonio or Detroit. We'll wait. Believe it or not, Houston's a coastal city with magnificent beaches a mere 1.5 hours from downtown.

Detroit's case:

• It's the Paris of the Midwest; just listen to how the Frenchman pronounces Detroit.

• Pistons fans are dying for a winner — embrace the culture in this small market and you'll instantly become a local legend.
• Michigan is a climate haven, plus the long winters in Detroit are just like those in Wembanyama's hometown of Le Chesnay, France.