Chesterfield's "hot cop" breaks the internet

State of play: News outlet Virginia Statewide Incidents posted a picture of the officer in question responding to a domestic incident last week, which Chesterfield police recirculated over the weekend.

• The comments on both posts did not disappoint. All 6,000+ of them.

Here are a few of our faves:

• 🚛 "I'm moving back to Chesterfield and causing a scene ASAP."
• 🍍 "My safe word is pineapple juice!"
• 🔥 "I swear to God I'll start a fire right now if this one shows up."
• 🌳 "My cat is stuck in a tree, and I need a boost."
• 🔪 "I'm certainly going to need you to thoroughly check me for any weapons too!"
• 🏎️ "I'll be speeding on Iron Bridge Road, Sunday, around 5pm... send this officer if you want me to stop."
• 📫 "So I coulda had this guy and all I got was a speeding ticket in the mail?"
• ⛓️‍💥 "I did it .. bring the handcuffs."
• 🚦 "Flying in from Cali later to run a couple lights right by Chesterfield Towne Center."

• ⏱️ "I may or may not be speeding…down Midlothian in about an hour…if he doesn't catch me…I can move it to Hull until he does."
• 📓 "Now if school resource officers looked like this… I bet that'd fix a lot of the attendance issues."

What they're saying: "We read the comments. Yes — all of them," Chesterfield Police said in its Facebook post.

• "We're flattered. He's flattered. The Chief's ... still processing."

CCPD declined to share the identity of the officer.

• Likely for his own safety.