From pooping outside to brushing with La Croix: how Richmonders survived the water crisis

They questioned whether their bong water had to be boiled, too (A health department spokesperson indirectly told Axios the answer is "Yes.") and were blasting Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing."

Snow was filling bathtubs and being used to cook. Some scooped water from their apartment pools to help with flushing and showered at gyms.

A Carytown Publix employee told Axios that when the store ran out of bottled water, a customer asked if coconut water would be safe for her dog (apparently yes, in small amounts).

One person said in a MapRVA survey, "I can't believe I shat outside."

The bottom line: Richmonders were not alright. But we were hilarious.