Debby's phallic-shaped forecast briefly pointed toward a NSFW island

• The Carolinas were packaged into one ball because they had the highest probability of storm force winds getting hairy.
• Virginia ultimately didn't get pounded with rain and high winds like states further south did, but the impact was deepest in flood-prone areas.

What they're saying: "I should text him," said someone on X.

• One user commented that it's coming for Dildo, which is a town and island in Newfoundland, Canada off the coast of Maine.
• Another said Debby is "never going to qualify for the 2028 Olympic pole vault."