The intrigue: In an "imagined" presidential announcement from Ducey, written by Will, our former governor argues that it's time to "shrink the president's prominence," and that he's the guy to do it.
🤫 The gist: "A Ducey presidency will not be constantly in your face or on your mind. You might go weeks without being reminded that I am there, out of sight, conducting the president's principal business as the Constitution defines it: taking care that the laws are faithfully executed."
🤭 Money quote: "My face, which is nothing to write home about, will appear on no banners draped over Washington buildings."
🍦 The bottom line: "To all who will vote in 2028 Republican primaries, my goals for America are: less overheated presidentialism, more ice cream."
(In case you forgot, Ducey was the CEO of Cold Stone Creamery before entering political life).
