D-Backs debut over-the-top ballpark grub

Take us out to the ball game, if only for this peanuts-and-Cracker-Jack-inspired milkshake and elote-covered, footlong corn dog.

The Arizona Diamondbacks unveiled their new 2026 menu items, and they're as chaotic as they are caloric. Other crazy snacks:

• 128 oz. nacho bucket;
• 18-inch baguette with chicken parmesan and hot pastrami;
• Brisket and pulled pork mac-and-cheese.

The bottom line: They need to make the stadium seats reclinable to accommodate our impending food coma.