April 01, 2019

🃏 Good Monday morning, and welcome to April.

  • Watch out for April fools (and don't be one)!
  • In D.C., today is peak cherry blossom. (No fooling.)

1 big thing: Privacy poseurs

Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios

We consistently say we want more privacy, then we don't do anything about it, Axios managing editor Kim Hart writes.

  • What's new: Surveys show consumers care about preserving whatever privacy they have left. But then data from the tech platforms shows that few people actually take steps to restrict or delete the troves of data about them.
  • Why it matters: The services collecting that data (Google, Facebook) are so huge and intermingled with everyday life — and managing our data (and who gets access) is so complicated.

What the data show:

  • 92% of consumers say they should be able to control the information about them on the internet, per a recent PricewaterhouseCoopers report.
  • Yet less than half (45%) updated privacy settings, an IBM survey found.
  • Only 18% deleted a social media account.

Jay Cline, privacy leader of PwC US, says opt-out rates for marketing blasts are incredibly low — under 2%.

  • "People say they're worried, but they don't vote with their fingers."

Go deeper.

2. Scoop: Zuckerberg returning to D.C.

Mark Zuckerberg will likely be make the rounds in Washington soon, as part of Facebook's effort to get ahead of global regulators by proposing rules of his own.

  • Zuckerberg plans to talk to lawmakers about ideas he proposed in a weekend op-ed, top policy exec Kevin Martin told Axios' David McCabe.

Facebook's message: Drastic regulatory actions won't stop harmful content.

  • Facebook says benefits of its size include the resources to promote safety.

Chaser ... Front page of today's Wall Street Journal: Fake news runs wild on Facebook-owned WhatsApp in India ahead of national elections (subscription).

  • What's new: "India is now the world’s cheapest country to spread fake news ... Many of the new users ... are using mobile phones that cost as little as $20."
  • Why it matters: "Efforts to stop the spread of misinformation are having little effect."

3. Biden’s weekend from hell

Lucy Flores speaks to Jake Tapper on CNN yesterday.

A paragraph that a 76-year-old white male candidate for the Democratic nomination doesn't want to see, from a front-page story in today's N.Y. Times:

Biden has drawn attention in the past for his intimate touching of political allies, their family members and even supporters he has just met — gestures that are seen as excessive to the point of creepy by some but viewed as harmless by his defenders.

The former vice president issued a new statement designed to defuse the damage from Friday's accusation by a Nevada politician, who appeared on CNN yesterday, that a kiss on the back of her head in 2014 was "gross":

  • "[N]ot once — never — did I believe I acted inappropriately. If it is suggested I did so, I will listen respectfully. But it was never my intention."

Lucy Flores, who was running for Nevada lieutenant governor when she appeared with Biden, said of the new statement: "I certainly think that it's better than his first statement."

  • "Frankly, my point was never about his intentions."
  • "It should be about the women on the receiving end of that behavior. And this isn't the first time, and it wasn't the only incident, where he was acting inappropriately with women." 

Stephanie Carter, an entrepreneur married to former Defense Secretary Ash Carter, defended Biden in a Medium post about an online shot from 2015, of Biden comforting her after she slipped on ice before her husband's swearing-in:

  • "[A]s Ash was giving remarks, [Biden] kept his hands on my shoulders as a means of offering his support."
  • "But a still shot taken from a video [was]  misleadingly extracted from what was a longer moment between close friends ."

4. Pic du jour

Richard Drew/AP

A crane yesterday lowered a rusty remnant of the Holocaust onto tracks outside Manhattan's Museum of Jewish Heritage, AP's Verena Dobnik writes.

  • It's a windowless German boxcar like those used to transport men, women and children to Auschwitz and other Nazi death camps.
  • It's among 700 Holocaust artifacts, most never before seen in the United States, being prepared for one of the largest exhibits ever on Auschwitz.

The exhibit — "Auschwitz. Not long ago. Not far away" — will be open May 8 through Jan. 3.

5. Yikes! "Fear of missing out" pushes buyers into stocks

What's news: "Investors are putting more money into U.S. stocks as 2019's rebound continues, a shift that some analysts expect to drive markets higher despite the recent rally in government bonds and an expected slowdown in economic growth," per The Wall Street Journal (subscription).

  • "People are trying to get really aggressive now," said Benjamin Lau, chief investment officer of Apriem Advisors. "Clients do not want to miss out on the upswing in the market ... The hard part is keeping their expectations in check."

Be smart: The euphoria is divorced from warning signs from around the world.

  • It was only two weeks ago that The Journal reported: "Manufacturing Pullback Flashes Signs of Economic Slowdown."

6. A job a robot can't do

Koji Sasahara/AP

Alexa and Siri can tell jokes from a humor database, but they don't get them, AP's Seth Borenstein writes:

  • On April Fools' Day, linguists and computer scientists tell us that humor makes humans special: When people try to teach machines what's funny, the results are at times laughable.
  • "Artificial intelligence will never get jokes like humans do," said Kiki Hempelmann, a computational linguist who studies humor at Texas A&M. "They miss completely context."

Tristan Miller of Darmstadt University of Technology in Germany, who has analyzed more than 10,000 puns, said humor "relies so much on real-world knowledge — background knowledge and commonsense knowledge."

7. Investors ramp up pressure on climate change

Illustration: Rebecca Zisser/Axios

The trend: The investment community is becoming an alternative climate-change battleground as U.S. government policy retreats, Amy Harder reports from New York for her "Harder Line" column.

  • What's new: The New York public pension fund and Church of England’s endowment have filed a resolution for consideration at Exxon’s annual meeting in May calling for the company to disclose targets that would drastically reduce its greenhouse gas emissions.
  • Why it matters: These two players have been successful in the past: New York Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli and the Church of England were behind a 2017 resolution urging Exxon to write a report disclosing the risks climate regulations pose to its bottom line. A surprising 62% of shareholders supported it. Exxon issued the report last year.

Keep reading.

8. Top venture capitalists

CB Insights analyzed deals from 2010 through last month (weighted toward recent performance) and found these venture-capital winners, per N.Y. Times:

  1. Neil Shen — Sequoia Capital China
  2. Lee Fixel — Tiger Global Management
  3. Bill Gurley — Benchmark
  4. Alfred Lin — Sequoia Capital
  5. Jeffrey Jordan — Andreessen Horowitz
  6. Peter Fenton — Benchmark
  7. Brian Singerman — Founders Fund
  8. Mary Meeker — Bond
  9. Matt Cohler — Benchmark
  10. Ravi Mhatre — Lightspeed Venture Partners
  11. Joshua Kopelman — First Round Capital
  12. Bryan Schreier — Sequoia Capital
  13. Allen Zhu — GSR Ventures
  14. Mike Volpi — Index Ventures
  15. Sameer Gandhi — Accel
  16. JP Gan — Qiming Venture Partners
  17. Ann Miura-Ko — Floodgate
  18. Hans Tung — GGV
  19. Aydin Senkut — Felicis Ventures
  20. Ben Horowitz — Andreessen Horowitz

9. Final Four shock: Sparty swagger

Michigan State's Matt McQuaid dunks on Duke. (Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

"No. 2 seed Michigan State did it. The Spartans slayed the giants of college basketball. In a thrilling 68-67 down-to-the-wire win, Michigan State ousted No. 1 overall seed Duke at Capital One Arena," CBS Sports writes.

  • Why it matters: "Duke, the No. 1 overall seed, ... had flirted with fire too often."
  • "This was not a fluky outcome. Duke didn't choke a lead late. Michigan State didn't pull this off in Cinderella fashion."
  • Coach Tom Izzo's Spartans "were the better, more sound team for 40 minutes. They led for 22 minutes of game time, and came up big when it mattered."

🏀 Saturday's Final Four, in Minneapolis:

  • 6:09 p.m ET: Auburn vs. Virginia.
  • 8:49 p.m.: Texas Tech vs. Michigan State.

10. 1 "Thrones" thing

John Locher/AP

The Night King is projected during a "Game of Thrones" show at the world-famous fountains of the Bellagio casino in Vegas last night.

  • The jets danced to a score incorporating Ramin Djawadi's "Main Titles" theme, and his "Winter is Here" from last season.
  • A fire-breathing dragon lit up the nine-acre lake in a blaze of pyrotechnics, AP's Regina Garcia Cano writes.

The fountain show will run nightly through April 13, the day before the premiere of the HBO fantasy series' eighth and final season.