The pandas are gone and D.C. is extremely unwell
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The National Zoo's giant pandas officially departed D.C. Wednesday, and it's safe to say absolutely no one in the DMV is thriving.
Driving the news: The zoo made a surprise announcement Wednesday morning that its three pandas — Tian Tian, Mei Xiang and their cub, Xiao Qi Ji — would quite literally be FedEx-ed back to China in roughly one business day (okay, fine, it's a FedEx plane called the Giant Panda Express).
- The black-and-white furballs are headed back to the China Wildlife Conservation Association in Chengdu as part of an agreement with the Chinese government.
Why it matters: Pandas have become an integral part of the city — think tons of panda merch and "bearthday" celebrations — and people are not taking the mammalian migration well.
But perhaps no one is feeling the panda hangover quite like Salt Lake City influencer Bronwyn Newport, who took a red-eye to D.C. Wednesday morning to see them only to find out, well … the bears were already leaving the building.
- Newport's been a diehard panda stan since she was a kid, when someone brought her a stuffed panda from D.C., she tells Axios.
- And when we say diehard, we mean diehard: She has a panda Judith Leiber purse, a ton of Dolce & Gabbana panda gear, and a full-body panda costume (she recently wore it to pick her daughter up from the airport).
- Newport was especially excited to see Xiao Qi Ji — she fell in love with him during Covid via the Panda Cam.
The intrigue: This was Newport's fourth thwarted attempt to see the D.C. pandas — she was eating breakfast across from the zoo, waiting for it to open, when she got the news: The pandas were peacing. (Yes, she posted an Instagram story of the moment, tears and all.)
- Fear not: Newport says she's already scheming a trip to see Zoo Atlanta's pandas.
While the bears' bow-out brings a blow, it also makes for some extremely excellent content.
- News choppers brought some serious 1994 O.J. Simpson car chase vibes as they followed the FedEx trucks carrying the bears out of the city.
- The zoo and local outlets posted tributes to the bears via the kind of greatest hits montages seen during the Oscars' "In Memoriam" segment.
- And, of course, WMATA CEO Randy Clarke found a way to work a Metro plug into his panda goodbye.
Thought bubble: C'mon — if D.C. really wanted to give the panda fam a proper Washington goodbye, they would have made them schlep it out to Dulles on the Silver Line!
The bottom line: Cheer up, D.C. — we might not have the pandas, but we still have Basil the one-eyed opossum.