The dog poop drama of Presidio Heights

Enter Greg Long, a neighbor who documented the standoff on Instagram, only to find that his since-deleted post went viral, saddling him with an identity he never asked for.

• "I definitely don't want to be the 'Dog Poop Guy,'" he told Axios.

This is no ordinary block. It's the ultra-exclusive pocket between Arguello Boulevard and Presidio Avenue where sprawling billionaire-owned estates sit behind manicured hedges and generational wealth quietly overlaps with new money.

• "People love a mystery; people love a drama. And when you throw in rich people behaving weirdly — that is a real attention buzz," Long noted.

How the mystery will ultimately play out remains to be seen.

• But the new camera is watching, the neighbors are talking and somewhere in Presidio Heights, a rogue dog walker may or may not be plotting their next move.