Turtle parade rolls Saturday in the French Quarter

Looking for a non-Jazz Fest thing to do? Check out New Orleans' slowest second line tomorrow.

• Brennan's turtle parade rolls at 10:30am from 550 Bienville Street and ends in front of the restaurant. Schedule.
• The parade features 10 live turtles riding in their own floats.

New this year: 504Funk created a 7-foot rooster float in honor of Brennan's 80th anniversary.

Pro tip: The parade is short and sweet. Arrive on time.