One new Iowa State Fair food to skip: Pickle lemonade

🤢 Jason's thought bubble: It starts weirdly intriguing, then mutates into sour swamp water spiked with vinegar overload.

• I doubt that even vodka could save it.

🧈 Butter ranking: One stick = meh. Five = don't miss it.

Aesthetics: 🧈

Creativity: 🧈🧈

Overall taste: 🧈

Where to find it: Campbell's Corn Dogs & Lemonade, southwest corner of the conservation building.