If you're going to live here — you'd better get used to some of the jabs people throw at the Midwest.
Driving the news: We asked ChatGPT to give its own roast of Des Moines.
What they're saying: "Des Moines is like the cozy sweater of cities: comfortable, but nobody really wants to wear it outside.
It's the only place where the biggest tourist attraction is a giant statue of a cow. And if you ask locals what to do for fun, they'll probably recommend a thrilling evening of … watching the grass grow.
But hey, at least you can always find a parking spot — because who's racing to get to Des Moines?"
