Watch a zoo bear eat your ex — well, sort of

• On the menu: superworms.

How it works: For $15, name a worm after your ex — or anybody else you loathe — and zoo staff will feed it to bears Randhir and Heiderose.

Pro tip: Order by Feb. 12 to receive a video of the bears slurping up their snacks.

• If you're more of a romantic, order a $30 personalized video of a penguin holding a felt heart for your "lovebird."