Columbus hosting national truck driving contest

How it works: Also called the "Super Bowl of Trucking Safety," the competition features the very best truck drivers from all 50 states.

• Participants must be accident-free for the past year and succeed in their home state's qualifier to make it to nationals.

The intrigue: Drivers showcase more than just their expert maneuvering skills.

• They must also complete a written exam and truck inspection test to be crowned champion.

Our take: This sounds difficult enough, but the real test would be driving those suckers through the streets of German Village. Good luck with that.