Axios Twin Cities

October 08, 2023
Happy Sunday! It's Audrey.
- ๐ง Sounds like: "Spooky" by Dusty Springfield.
Situational awareness: We're taking the day off tomorrow for Indigenous Peoples Day. See you Tuesday!
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1 big thing: Horrors for the whole family
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It's spooky season! Haunted hayrides, houses, forests and restaurants have opened their doors to scare the locals.
- Whether you're easily frightened or welcome a zombie attack, there's a scare around town that fits the bill.
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Nowhere Haunted House
What to expect: The year-round attraction has options for all fear tolerances, from a lights-on, actor-free tour geared towards kids to 18+ nights where actors can grab participants.
- ๐ฑ Scare level: Something for most ages.
- Details: $28+ for the main attraction; $10-$12 for kid-friendly tours; open Wednesday-Sunday.
๐งโโ๏ธ The Dead End Hayride
What to expect: Sit and be terrified on the quintessential hour-long hayride through Wyoming โ then check out the haunted cornfield and walk-through attractions.
- ๐ฑ Scare level: Ages 10 and up allowed, but 13+ recommended.
- Details: $18-$36 depending on the day; open through Oct. 31.
๐ Scream Town
What to expect: Seven different haunted houses with themes like clowns, zombies and cannibals, plus a haunted corn maze and Halloween market.
- ๐ฑ Scare level: Age 10 minimum, but personal experience suggests 13+.
- Details: $25+. Open Friday-Sunday, plus Oct. 18-19; runs through Oct. 29.
๐ง Onionhead's Revenge
What to expect: Mall of America's new 42,000-square-foot haunted attraction based on a Louisiana legend has dozens of scare actors, secret rooms and bars with themed drinks.
- ๐ฑ Scare level: Recommended for ages 11 and up.
- Details: $34.95+; open through Oct. 31.
๐ธ Bonus: Haunted Basement Bar
What to expect: It's not exactly a haunted attraction, but the team behind Haunted Basement partnered with Travail Kitchen and Amusements for an upscale tasting menu complete with "horrific actors, haunted theatrics and dark spaces."
- ๐ฑ Scare level: Catered towards adults.
- Details: $79+ per person; open through Nov. 4; reservations required.
2. Tell me: What's spooky around here?
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Have you seen a ghost at your local bar, walked through a cold spot in the middle of a heat wave or have otherworldly theories about the Longfellow Boom?
- I want to hear what locales you think may be haunted around town โ and other mysterious lore and legends every Minnesotan should know.
- Hit reply and tell me your spookiest experience.
3. ๐ 1 Halloween front yard to go
Photos: Audrey Kennedy/Axios
This Linden Hills home's incredibly detailed skeleton comedy club was easily my favorite Halloween decor of 2022.
- Dubbed "NumbSkull'z," the display featured at least a dozen skeletons watching the show, plus more waiting in line (there's even a bouncer) or in one case, recording the performance โ and the fake phone displays a picture of the actual show.
Tip: Creator Brian Carr, who has since turned his hobby into a side hustle, is "going big" on a new display this month, he told me, though he didn't say when it would be complete.
- Stop by Chowen Avenue South near Lake Harriet Community School to check it out before Halloween.
Thanks for reading! As always, send your tips/thoughts/excitement about the new Nathan Fielder show "The Curse" to [email protected].
- ๐ท If you need me, I'm skipping the haunted houses this year. The jump-scare I get when I see a spider in my basement is enough for me.
See you next week!
Thanks to Ross Terrell for editing and James Gilzow for copy editing.
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