Shaq's Super Bowl extravaganza is coming to San Francisco

Catch up quick: The four-time NBA champ came up with the idea eight years ago after attending one too many corporate parties with "a bunch of guys standing around — no fun, no dancing, no refreshments," he told Axios.

• In an effort to liven up one of the country's most celebrated sports events of the year, O'Neal decided to throw his own party, fit with top DJs, carnival acts, circus performers and even magicians.

What they're saying: "I've always been a big believer that if you charge people money for a party or performance, give them a great party or give them a great show," he said.

What to expect: T-Pain, Tiësto, Disco Lines and DJ Diesel himself (O'Neal's musical persona) will all perform.

Fun fact: O'Neal, who told Axios that he loves the Bay Area, initially wanted to throw the party at Alcatraz.

• "Imagine holographic images of the prisoners in the rooms — you open the cage and Al Capone talks to you, 'Hey man, get me out of here.' Wouldn't that be awesome?," he said with a chuckle.

My thought bubble: Nothing is too far-fetched for O'Neal, a surprisingly down-to-earth sports star who I no doubt believe will throw one heck of a good time.

If you go: All-inclusive, six-hour open bar tickets start at $249.99 and go on sale Friday at 10am. Preregistration is available now. VIP upgrades are also available.