
Breakfast of champions. Photo: Sam Allard/Axios
'Tis the season for spiced ales and winter warmers, and we're here to help you choose a six-pack for your upcoming ugly sweater party or holiday bash.
- Of note: We're not experts, but we've drunk enough beer to know what we like.
How it works: We gathered our lineup of seasonal brews from Giant Eagle and Lucky's Market, each offering a wide assortment of holiday four- and six-packs and build-your-own six-packs, priced by the can.
The lineup:
Collision Bend Eight Crazy Nights Winter Warmer, 8.5% ABV
Fat Head's Pimp My Sleigh Belgian Style Christmas Ale, 10.5% ABV
Great Lakes Brewing Company Christmas Ale, 7.5% ABV
Market Garden Brewing Festivus Holiday Ale, 7.5% ABV
Masthead Brewing Co. Robot Santa's Christmas Ale, 7.6% ABV
Saucy Brew Works Three Hos Christmas Ale, 7.5% ABV
Sibling Revelry Christmas Bock, 8.5% ABV
💠Sam's verdict: Hate to sound like a basic Cleveland bro, but Great Lakes remains the GOAT, the OG Christmas ale against which all others are compared. Of the seven we sampled, it's the only one I would drink multiple cans of.
- Between the lines: Market Garden's Festivus is a decent simulacrum that, to my palate, tasted a good deal more cinnamon-forward.
The intrigue: I've been disappointed by the beers of Saucy Brew Works over the years, but their Three Hos — a red ale with ginger, nutmeg and cinnamon — piqued my tastebuds enough to try it on draft next time I'm there.
💠Troy's verdict: I'm a Belgian beer drinker, so Pimp My Sleigh was my favorite. It's definitely the one beer I could see myself drinking regularly at a bar.
- Between the lines: I can see why Great Lakes Christmas Ale has such a following. Of all of them, it had a clear signature taste.
The intrigue: Sibling Revelry's Christmas Bock was interesting. I didn't dislike it as much as I thought it would, but the hint of ginger definitely takes some getting used to.
The bottom line: We guarantee that any of the above options beats waiting in Thanksgiving traffic or arguing with your most annoying relatives.
📬 Let us know: What's your favorite Christmas Ale? Any we missed? Email [email protected].

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