Axios Twin Cities

March 31, 2026
Good morning!
- A blustery last day of March, NWS says. High of 52.
🎂 Happy birthday to our members Elizabeth Birney, Jilly Eldring, Thomas Johnson-Kaiser, and Aggie Hoeger!
Today's newsletter is 1,068 words — a 4-minute read.
1 big thing: Office tower values in free fall
Downtown office values continued their plunge in 2025, and there's still no bottom in sight for the market.
Why it matters: If you're a homeowner, this means office landlords are paying less in property taxes, and you're covering the difference.
State of play: Downtown Minneapolis commercial real estate values fell 13.7% last year, according to a new report by the Minneapolis assessor.
- This is the fifth straight year of declines. Downtown commercial real estate has now lost nearly 35% of its value since 2022, when remote work started driving up vacancies.
The other side of town: The top seven office properties in downtown St. Paul saw their valuations drop by an average of 16.5%, according to KSTP.
The big picture: Commercial properties pay twice as much as residential properties, so these declines are significant. Residential owners in Minneapolis now pay 55.6% of property taxes, up from 47.4% in 2020.
- In St. Paul, the office market was in decline well before the pandemic. A spokesperson for Ramsey County, which assesses St. Paul properties, told KSTP the shift in 2026 will be minimal.
- "I think in many ways that cake has been baked," Saint Paul Downtown Alliance President Joe Spencer told the station.
What they're saying: Minneapolis Board of Estimate and Taxation President Steve Brandt lamented the steep and continuous downtown decline. "That tells me that the market hasn't found a bottom yet," he said at a meeting last week.
Between the lines: Since the 2026 report covers assessments only through October 2025, it's a lagging indicator of where the market is going.
- It's been a mix of bad and good news since those final assessments were made.
The bad: The Lumber Exchange Building at 5th and Hennepin sold in February for just $1, an extraordinary reversal of fortune considering its $7.6 million assessment and its $24.3 million sale price in 2019.
The good: Sleep Number's headquarters, thanks to an expanded data center, sold early this year for $235 million. It was assessed at just $46 million last year.
What we're watching: Truth-in-taxation notices — which tell property owners how much they could pay in 2027 — go out in November.
2. 🔑 Teens & fob makers: A bad combo
"Anyone can buy one … Once you're inside the car, you just plug in, read the VIN, and the programmer writes a new key."— Locksmith Andrei Damian told KARE11
Easily purchased key fob programming tools are enabling a car theft spree in Minneapolis, police and prosecutors say.
The intrigue: Based on social media feeds, MPD detectives believe a relative handful of teens are locked in a competition to see who can steal the most cars, KSTP reported.
- In one case, MPD officers took a 13-year-old into custody on suspicion of auto theft. Inside the car, which police say was stolen, were a programming device and a gun.
3. The Spoon: GOP rep was with Engen during arrest
State Rep. Walter Hudson was riding in state Rep. Elliott Engen's car when police arrested Engen on suspicion of drunken driving, according to the newly-released police report. (Minnesota Reformer)
- Hudson (R-Albertville) told officers the bottle of alcohol they found in a child's car seat was his, the report said. He also surrendered a handgun.
- In a statement, Hudson said he regrets "poor decisions" made during the incident.
⚖️ The Justice Department sued Minnesota and the state high school league over policies that allow transgender athletes in interscholastic sports. (Politico)
🧊 Newly-released Operation Metro Surge data show that two-thirds of the people ICE arrested during the enforcement blitz did not previously have criminal records. (Star Tribune)
💰 Former St. Paul Mayor Melvin Carter awarded $96,000 in performance bonuses to 15 departing staff members at the end of his term. (Star Tribune)
⚡️ The Apple Valley City Council voted to formally reject Excelsior-based Oppidan's plans to redevelop a sand and gravel mine into a 250-megawatt data center. (Bring Me The News)
🤖 C.H. Robinson's workforce has shrunk by 31% since 2022 — mostly due to attrition — as the Eden Prairie-based logistics firm leans heavily on AI. (Star Tribune)
💥 An attempted copper theft in the former Sears parking lot on Rice Street appears to have caused an electrical surge and an explosion, St. Paul police say. (MPR News)
😬 Only 4.3% of Twins fans are optimistic about this season, the lowest of all 30 MLB teams in The Athletic's "Hope-O-Meter" fan poll.
4. 💬 Senate seat parlor game
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's return to the national spotlight during Operation Metro Surge has fueled chatter among political insiders that he could be a contender for a U.S. Senate appointment, should Amy Klobuchar win the governor's race.
What he's saying: In an Axios interview this month, Frey threw some water on the idea.
- "I'm not interested in being considered as a U.S. Senate appointee — sitting here today, no," he said. "I'm mayor for four years."
🐑 When we pointed out that an earlier "I don't know what's next for me" response seemed to leave the door open, he quipped: "I'm not closing the door on being a shepherd either."
- Frey said it was a reference to "Good Will Hunting."
Between the lines: A recent poll showed Frey's approval at just over 50% statewide — and nearly 62% in Minneapolis and St. Paul.
- Yes, but: If appointed, Frey's rocky relationship with local left-wing lawmakers could attract a spirited primary challenge for a full term.
5. Snow this week? That's April in Minnesota for ya


Prince's 1986 song "Sometimes It Snows in April" was wrong.
- It almost always snows in April in the pop icon's hometown.
Threat level: It's likely to snow this April again.
- The National Weather Service says there are multiple chances of snow tomorrow through Saturday night, though accumulation totals will depend on how cold the air gets.
- The current prediction: 1 to 3 inches Wednesday night.
By the numbers: This is unfortunately very normal for the Twin Cities, where April averages 2.4 inches.
- We've had accumulating snow in seven of the last eight Aprils, including 2018, when 26.1 inches fell at MSP Airport — the most in any April on record.
Congratulations to Jennifer F., who won a random drawing for an Axios tote after correctly identifying that yesterday's trivia photo was the ceiling of Hewing Hotel's Rooftop Lounge!
🍲 Audrey is embracing the extension of soup season with this sausage tortellini soup.
☕️ Kyle made his first iced coffee of the season yesterday. Enough of these false springs!
🏝️ Nick is regretting not taking his family somewhere warm this week for MPS spring break.
😎 Torey is on her own spring break this week.
This newsletter was edited by Delano Massey
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