This bulldog beauty pageant is what the world needs now

The city’s hottest bulldogs will hit the catwalk this weekend for a charity beauty pageant at Lucky Dog Bark & Brew.

If watching stubby smash-faced dogs confidently strut around a bar isn’t your idea of a good time, please look away from the following image of pure grace and class and return to your miserable existence.

The beauty pageant is an annual fundraiser for Bullies 2 the Rescue, a nonprofit dog rescue dedicated to the welfare of English bulldogs.

It includes such prize categories as: Prettiest, Most Handsome, Best Smile and (obviously) BEST BUTT WIGGLE.

So vain. So delightful. So uplifting.

If you know a bulldog with a nice smile and a butt wiggle that turns heads, it’s not too late to enter the contest.

Registration is $20 in advance and $25 at the door (see details for how to register).

And remember, haters make you famous.

This event is at the Charlotte Lucky Dog location at 2220 Thrift Road.

Header photo via Facebook