The best of the worst pickup lines on Charlotte dating apps

I went ahead and anonymized everything to protect the, uh, guilty. You’re welcome, gentlemen.

Pretty sure this isn’t going any further.

10 points for this guy.

Rumpelstiltskin over here collecting firstborn children.

Would you rather go on a date or ask this question?

No.

Too soon with the mom references.

At least he’s honest.

Note from the recipient of this message: She wanted to say apple butter but wasn’t sure if it was classified as a condiment. Could’ve been a match made in heaven. Now we’ll never know.

Good one.

Dude. She’s using the last 5% of her battery to read this autobiography. Make it good.

This escalated quickly.

See ya, smartass.

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Discouraged? Don’t be. I met my boyfriend on Tinder a year and a half ago and we’ve been together ever since. He had a note in his bio about how Uptown is not his scene and I believe my opening line was, “I hate Uptown too.” What a fairytale.

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The moral of the story: Just keep swiping.

This local roundup was inspired by the global sensation Tinder Nightmares. You’ll find them on Instagram as well as a paperback version on Amazon.