27 questions Barclay Downs residents keep asking themselves

(1) I love this trail, but is the Myers Park cross country team practicing now?

(2) Who exactly is the developer trying to fool?

(3) I heard Michael Jordan hangs out here, but why don’t I ever see him here?

(4) Why does it take FOREVER to complete a parking deck that I didn’t even like in the first place?

(5) What happened to Yoforia? Never mind, I like TCBY better.

(6) How random is this?

(7) Girls night out, where are we going?

(8) Is it Wednesday yet?

(9) Doesn’t Colony remind you of Tetris?

(10) Wait, whaaaat, we’re getting a second Reid’s? FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.

(11) Why am I oddly obsessed with this store?

(12) I like it right here. Why don’t more people invite me over to Myers Park Country Club?

(13) The waiting list is how long?!

(14) When I make fish tacos why don’t they ever taste like the ones at Bricktop’s?

(15) Is it weird if I spend an entire afternoon putting at Dick’s?

(16) When is Pops in the Park again?

(17) Is this queso really free? What’s your angle Chuy’s?

(18) Honey, it’s 3 p.m. on Tuesday, can we go to Cowfish now so we don’t have to wait for a table? I need their new Thanksgiving inspired Gobble Gobble-ooshi Roll.

(19) Wait, am I in Rooster’s or not? I’m so confused.

(20) Shouldn’t food courts go inside the mall instead of outside the mall?

(21) Is that the Myers Park marching band I can hear all the way from my house?

(22) Where is the new Pure Barre going? Ohhh next to Paco’s Tacos.

(23) Ever grabbed a tasty snack at the Marriott without staying there? Yeah, me neither.

(24) Is there any better mail than Taco Mac mail?

(25) Who is going to live in all these apartments?

(26) Is Thomas Jefferson the architect here?

(27) Who put this traffic circle in the middle of Selwyn?