Shithole translation challenge

Foreign media outlets are having trouble translating "shithole," the word of the week, into their languages. Here's how a few outlets have tried to describe the uniquely American obscenity:

• China: "Cesspit."
• Taiwan: "Countries where birds don't lay eggs."
• Japan: "Countries that are dirty like toilets" or "dripping with excrement."
• Korea: "Beggars' den."
• Croatia: "The place wolves like to f–––."
• Tanzania: "Dirty countries."