The new White House press secretary just took the podium, delivered a statement claiming that President Trump's inaugural was the largest ever, hammered the press for reporting that his crowd was considerably smaller than Obama's, and declined to answer questions.
Key quote: "We're going to hold the press accountable."
As former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer put it: "This is called a statement you're told to make by the President. And you know the President is watching."
