Bad Valentine's Day plans in Pittsburgh

We know a few of you have failed to make Valentine's Day reservations.

Don't worry. We've got some of the worst ways to celebrate in Pittsburgh.

• 🐄 Put on your finest "yogurt pant" and split some curly fries and a diet soda at the Arby's on McKnight Road. Also ideal if you need a place to cry.
• 🚙 Head to Pittsburgh's own Tunnel of Love, aka the Squirrel Hill Tunnel, where you'll be stuck in traffic for an hour — giving you an uninterrupted window to reconnect.
• 🪑 Move a stranger's parking chair for the thrill of it. All that shouting is bound to heat things up.
• 🛶 Who needs a Venetian gondola when we have scenic coal barges? Grab a rowing oar and hitch a ride.

What's your worst Pittsburgh date idea? Get creative and let us know!