Arapahoe County dog bowl tracks voting years

I was a little bummed last month after replacing Macy's basic water bowl with a newer, sleeker model.

The big picture: Please respect my dog-bowl upgrade, unlike my son.

• "You and Mom clearly have no children in the house anymore," he texted.

Why it matters: Dumping the old bowl meant tossing nearly seven years of election stickers stuck to the stainless steel.

It's like dendrochronology ... for my dog.

• I didn't know the word "dendrochronology" until now.

Yes, but: I'm gonna start fresh with a sticker from this primary season.

The bottom line: Do you have a stockpile of "I voted" stickers stuck in odd places at your house?

• If so, share the photos with me, and I'll post them on Election Day.