Jun 3, 2026 - Culture
The scoop: Park vs. park
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Dolly already has her favorite. Photo: Robert Sanchez/Axios
My dogs like parks and trails.
Yes, but: Sometimes I forget to stuff my pockets with poo bags.
Then, in the distance. Baggie salvation.
- Surely, you know the feeling.
🥊 The matchup:
- One park bag
- One trail bag
- One highly scientific test
Judging criteria:
- Aesthetics
- Texture
- Swing test
- Structural integrity after 10 minutes
💩 "PooFreeParks.com"
- Sourced: Sagebrush Park, Aurora
- Size: 8 x 13 inches
- First impression: Glazed green and white
- Upon closer inspection: The bag's logo is a big ole paw.
- Feel: Slick. Thick. Confident.
- Swing test: Passed.
- Bag sag: -0.25 inches
- Vibe: "GAP is still cool, right?"
- Overall: 🦴🦴🦴🦴 / 5
💩 "The Dark Knight"
- Sourced: Butterfly Hill Trail, East Belleview Avenue, Centennial
- Size: 8 x 13 inches
- First impression: Washed-out plain black bag
- On closer inspection: It's like staring into the void.
- Feel: This bag might break.
- Did it break: No.
- Bag sag: -0.5 inches
- Vibe: "Whose dog is this?"
- Overall: 🐶🐶 / 5
The bottom line: 🥇 Poo Free Parks won in a walk.