Good morning. I regret to inform you that I am back from vacation, which means that you will no longer have Sam's intros hitting your mailbox. I vow to do a better job finding useless tidbits of information to spice up your morning, although I am not nearly as funny, snarky or active on Twitter as he is.

Today's word count is 877, or ~3 minutes.

Let me know what I missed while on vacation (and what's going on now) at