News you can't use: I have no idea what this reality TV show is, but the headline of this content — "Angela wants egg from her daughter" — is definitely a winner. And by egg, it means the reproductive kind.

  • Best of all, it was sent to me by a Vitals reader!

Today's word count is 918, or ~3 minutes.

Editor's note: The third item in yesterday's Vitals was updated to reflect that babies were born with opioid dependence (not addiction).