Good morning ... I'll be filling in as your Vitals host for the next 2 weeks, while Caitlin Owens take a well-deserved vacation. And hey, good for her. I'm not jealous. Not at all. Who wants to go to Europe in the summer, anyway?
Today's Vitals is 892 words. You should be able to read it in less time than it'll take Caitlin to finish off her morning espresso. Did I mention that I'm not jealous?