🏈 Football is back! The NFL preseason kicks off tonight, as the Broncos and Falcons go head-to-head in the annual Hall of Fame game in Canton, Ohio (8pm ET, NBC).

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Kendall "Settle down, Rick" Baker

Trivia answer: Vladimir Guerrero (five in a row, 1998–2002) and Bryce Harper (four, 2015–2018)