👋 Good morning! And now, I will attempt to cover the NFL's opening weekend, the U.S. Open, a huge college football Saturday, the Antonio Brown saga and much more ... all in one email. Hope I do you proud.
Today's word count: 1,538 words (<6 minutes)
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The Ravens embarrassed the Dolphins, the Patriots did Patriots things, the Browns weren't feeling dangerous, the Eagles and Bills picked up big division wins and there was even a tie!
Patriots 33, Steelers 3: The Patriots rolled on Sunday Night Football, winning their 26th game by 30+ points since 2001. That's 12 more than any other team.
Bills 17, Jets 16: Josh Allen connected with John Brown on a 38-yard TD with 3 minutes left, and the Bills rallied from a 16-point second-half deficit to stun the Jets at home.
Cowboys 35, Giants 17: Dallas has struck deals with 4 stars this year: RB Ezekiel Elliott, DE DeMarcus Lawrence, LB Jaylon Smith and RT La'El Collins. QB Dak Prescott will soon be the 5th, and may have upped this value yesterday.
Titans 43, Browns 13: The much-hyped Browns looked horrible (18 penalties, couldn't protect the QB). Titans TE Delanie Walker channeled his inner Dennis Green postgame: "They were who we thought they were."
Ravens 59, Dolphins 10: Lamar Jackson threw the hell out of the football, and the tanking Dolphins were embarrassed so badly that multiple players reportedly contacted their agents and directed them to engineer trades elsewhere.
Vikings 28, Falcons 12: One day after becoming the richest WR ever, Julio Jones managed just 31 yards on 6 catches. The Vikings' defense looked dominant (all of their points came off turnovers).
Eagles 32, Redskins 27: In his return to the Eagles, DeSean Jackson scored his 30th career TD of 50+ yards. That moves him past Randy Moss for 2nd on the all-time list (6 shy of Jerry Rice's record).
Rams 30, Panthers 27: The Rams looked rusty but formidable, while Christian McCaffrey reminded us why he's the future of football. Next up for L.A.: An NFC Championship Game rematch against the Saints.
Seahawks 21, Bengals 20: Andy Dalton became the 6th QB to throw for 400+ yards against a Pete Carroll-led Seahawks team. Seattle has won all 6 games.
Cardinals 27, Lions 27 (OT): After struggling through 3 quarters, No. 1 pick Kyler Murray found his rhythm and helped the Cardinals erase an 18-point, fourth-quarter deficit to earn the tie.
49ers 31, Buccaneers 17: Jameis Winston threw multiple picks (including this one) for the 17th time in his career, passing Blake Bortles for the most in the NFL since he entered the league in 2015.
33-year-old Rafael Nadal preserved the Big Three's dominance with an epic 7-5, 6-3, 6-7, 4-6, 6-4 victory over 23-year-old Daniil Medvedev in the U.S. Open men's final.
While the men are still waiting for a player born in the 1990s to win a Grand Slam singles title, 19-year-old Canadian Bianca Andreescu defeated Serena Williams in straight sets to win the women's title — and she was born in the 2000s.
A few thoughts:
The big picture: "For years, as college football morphed into a video game tilted heavily toward fantastic offenses, LSU remained committed to a very conventional slog," writes USA Today's George Schroeder.
Go deeper: Week 2 winners and losers (WashPost)
The Phillies outlasted the Mets, 10-7, yesterday in a huge game for both teams that took 4 hours 29 minutes — a minute shy of the NL's longest 9-inning game ever.
The opening weekend of the Women's Super League attracted a record 62,921 fans — a 12-fold increase(!) over last year's 5,167 number — thanks to clubs like Chelsea using the men's stadiums rather than the smaller venues where they usually play.
Jimmie Johnson will miss the NASCAR playoffs for the first time in his 18-year career. The 43-year-old is chasing a record 8th championship but hasn't won a race since June 2017.
🇮🇹 Formula 1: Charles Leclerc won the Italian Grand Prix, ending Ferrari's 9-year wait for victory at its home circuit. Good news: I'll be publishing an "F1 special edition" newsletter ahead of November's U.S. Grand Prix.
⛳️ Golf: Team USA won the Walker Cup (basically the Ryder Cup for amateurs), rallying to beat their British and Irish counterparts at Royal Liverpool — the first win away from home since 2007.
🥍 Premier Lacrosse League: The Whipsnakes upset the Chaos, 15-7, to book a spot in the inaugural PLL Championship Game. Thanks to a unique playoff format, the Chaos are still alive and will face a do-or-die game next week against the Redwoods. Round 1 recap.
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50 years ago today, the Cubs were clinging to a small lead over the Mets in the NL East and the two teams were playing each other in New York when something bizarre happened: a black cat appeared in front of the Cubs dugout.
The fallout: "The Mets went on to win the game, the pennant and the World Series. Meanwhile, the Black Cat Incident, as it was dubbed, became another chapter in the Cubs' long-running history of misery, with the ebony feline … blamed for jinxing the team," writes SI's Paul Lukas.
Yesterday, Dolphins QB Ryan Fitzpatrick became the 1st player in NFL history to throw a TD pass for 8 different teams.
Joseph Bramlett holding his brand new PGA Tour card. Photo: Ben Jared/PGA Tour via Getty Images
The Athletic's Brendan Quinn (@BFQuinn) wrote the best thing I read this weekend.
"We [play golf] because, other than the necessary self-flagellation, it's a beautiful sport that grips all five senses. Thus, anyone doing it for a living — usually born into it as a result of a fortunate station in life — is an inherently unsympathetic character. We should all be so lucky, right? That's all true, until it isn't."
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See you tomorrow,
Kendall "Ready to suit up if the Dolphins call" Baker
Trivia answer: Bills (80 TD), Jets (43), Buccaneers (24), Texans (17), Titans (14), Bengals (8), Rams (4)