Welcome to the last Saturday of August.
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- Playing on my Soundcloud: Jocelyn Brown's "Somebody Else's Guy" (Morphnkrs Bootleg) and Blackstreet's "No Diggity" (feat. Jackson Breit, Sylow Remix)
Today’s Smart Brevity™ count is 768 words, a 3-minute read.
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Trivia answer: Jennifer Lawrence is expected to play Holmes in a movie adaptation of John Carreyrou's "Bad Blood," while Amanda Seyfried has been tapped to replace Kate McKinnon in a Hulu mini-series about the company.